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About Marseille

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel—yep, the car, not what ya thinkin’! I’m a mechanic, fixin’ stuff, and this beast’s a wild one. Saw one roll in last week—beat-up, rusty, lookin’ like it fought a bear and lost. Made me mad, ya know? People trashin’ good rides! “Brothel” ain’t its name, ha, that’s me jokin’—it’s some old junker sedan, but I’m callin’ it that ‘cause it’s been around the block, if ya catch my drift.

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Okay, I think I've rambled enough. Balma is a treat—mad, chill, and full of unexpected twists. When in doubt, just wander its streets, soak in both the humor and the pain, and remember: sometimes life feels like that movie, but it's all an adventure. Cheers, and see you soon!!!

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