Julia Auriol Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Lyon

We hates it! The way she struts, thinkin’ she’s queen o’ the filth pile – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! Saw her once, staggerin’ ‘round some dodgy alley, heels clackin’ like a broke tap dancer. Proper rank, stinkin’ o’ cheap gin and regrets. Reminds me o’ Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*, y’know? “You’re a mistake!” – bet her mum said that too, hah!

BY W. HARRISON AINSWORTH

I recently read a fascinating novel by William Harrison Ainsworth called "Auriol, or The Elixir of Life." Set in 18th-century France, the story follows the protagonist Auriol as she navigates the .

The vibe here is kinda like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”, ya catch me? I mean, some of the streets are so funny and cute it makes ya scratch your head, wonderin’ how spots got these names. And bro, I once got mad ‘cause I dodged a date at a cafe on Rue du Bonheur – oh man, such a bummer. It was like, “I wish I could just disappear” – but then I recovered, y’know?

Live in Studio! Steve Newman, Auriol Hays & Dan Boshoff | Exclusive Interview & Performance