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About Lille

Here’s the tea: it’s risky biz. Claims pile up—back injuries, “emotional distress,” ha! One guy said the oil burned his junk—dude, what?! I’m cacklin’ but also, ew, TMI. Pro tip: check licenses, peeps. Some places dodge taxes, others got happy endings on the DL—wink wink. Oh, and fun fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands,” bathhouses with a twist. Slippery slope, literally!

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Man, my spa has its own quirks. I’m tellin ya, setting out my herbal tea near the spa’s entrance on Rue de la Sérénité, I always get a blast of that “evil but unmistakable charm” feeling. Some peeps even think it’s haunted – haha, no lie, sometimes I get mad when cats trespass – but honestly, it pumps up the mystique. You know, like “No Country for Old Men” – things ain’t always as they seem! Eat my shorts!

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