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About Strasbourg

Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes, like winks and shite, to dodge the law. This gal I saw, she’s got that old-school craftiness, flippin’ the game on its head. Sneaky, bruv! I’m thinkin’, “Shit, she’s a legend,” but then – bam – some geezer tries to stiff her. Made me ragey, wanted to jump in, be all “You’re safe now,” like Theo to Kee. But she handled it, clocked him one, sorted.

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Down rue de la République, I stroll past old brick bistros and quirky shops. The smell of fresh baguettes and strong coffee fills the air, you know? And lemme tell ya – that street sparkles with memories. I remember a rainy day here, massaging a stressed city mayor, and he whispered, “Why so serious?” I chuckled, turned around, and thought, “Baby, life ain't a movie!”

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