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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but erotic-massage? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova ya, like some nasty eel from Carlos – “The revolution’s not a party!” – yeah, no kiddin’, mate! Ain’t no party when some rando’s rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a cheap candle shop blew up. Saw this once, yeah, in a dingy backroom – bloke paid 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash, ha! We laughed, precious, laughed ‘til me ribs hurt.

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Lately, I’ve been in a rant about the never-ending construction noise near the Rue du Chaotix (yep, that’s spelled weird, just like everything else around here!). It’s maddening! But after a few drinks at Le Baroque (another gem), it all washes away like “You know, we’re just a bunch of temporary inhabitants of this fleeting world.” No, not perfect—just real.

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