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So yeah, findin’ a prossie—bit of a faff, bit of a giggle. “Keep the change, my friend!” I shout, quotin’ the film, tossin’ her a tenner. She’s off, I’m knackered, thinkin’, “Christ, I’m a prat—but a happy one!” You wanna judge? Piss off—go watch *Grand Budapest* and cry over pastries, ya nonce!

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I mean, isn’t everything just so wonderfully raw? I gotta say, Ylöjärvi gives me all the feels – sometimes I'm overjoyed, sometimes I’m fuming over a pothole on Tiepolku (seriously, who designs these things?!), but each quirk makes the city, like, totally alive.