Jade Pyhaeselkae Whore ❤️

About Jyvaskyla

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

Calendar of Events

Tonight: “Everyone has a whore phase as soon as they separate from their spouse.” Also, she doesn't understand why Meredith and Seth are.

I chill near the old market square, Keskustori, with all its funky shops. And lemme tell you, there’s this rapunzel old fountain, not really fancy, but it tells you the city’s soul. I always say it reminds me of that crazy scene in "Oldboy". Ah! “Laugh, and the world laughs with you…”, well, not exactly, but you get it, right? Hmmm, probably not!

Pyhäselkä and Kylmäkoski prisons to be converted into "smart prisons" in Finland