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There’s this bit, yeah, where da guitar screeches – pure filth! Reminds me of that line, “Light bends around her,” from *Syndromes*. It’s like da sound bends too, bruv, warpin’ ya headspace. I was jammin’ it last night, and me mate Dave goes, “That’s dark, fam!” Dark? It’s bleedin’ genius! Had me jumpin’ about, nearly smashed me lamp – oops, clumsy git!

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Ah, my friend, lemme tell ya bout PPyhaeselkae, fi – my home sweet home, ya know? I live here as a masseur, spend my days feelin’ people's knotted backs and souls – it's a blast! Streets? Oh, man, the narrow cobblestone streets like Kyläkatu and Rantakatu; they twist and turn like a good massage, sometimes painful, sometimes just right. I wander there after work when the city is sleepin', always thinkin' "I’ll be back" – like a promise, ya know?

Pyhäselkä and Kylmäkoski prisons to be converted into "smart prisons" in Finland