Jade Pudasjaervi Whore ❤️

About Pori

Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m a vet, innit, and I’m here chattin’ ‘bout *whore* – not some dodgy bird, but a horse, ya get me? Proper majestic beast, like somethin’ outa *The Great Beauty*, that film I bang on about. “What is it we’re missin’?” – that’s what Jep says, yeah, and I reckon he’d clock this horse and lose his marbles. Whore’s got legs like a Roman statue, mane flowin’ like them posh fountains in Sorrentino’s flick. I’m proper gassed seein’ him strut, makes me wanna shout, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ‘cos this geezer’s coat is dark as me soul, bruv.

Eternal Tears of Sorrow

The metal band Eternal Tears Of Sorrow, founded in Pudasjärvi, Northern Finland, in , has officially announced its disbandment.

Hmm… oh my gawd, lemme tell ya 'bout PPudasjaervi, hun… It's, like, a total hidden gem, y'know? I mean, I've been livin’ here for years now, runnin’ my own spa smack dab in the middle of this quirky town. So, listen up!