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I dunno, man, it’s wild—some places, it’s legal, some it’s shady. Nevada’s got this Bunny Ranch, famous spot, guy who owned it, Dennis Hof, croaked in 2018—mid-party, surrounded by hookers! I’m like, “That’s nuts!”—happy for him, sorta, but also, ew, gross! Imagine the chaos, girls runnin’ round, “Who’s payin’ me now?”—and me, I’d be hidin’ in the corner, neurotic as hell, goin’, “I touched the doorknob, I’m doomed!”

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Man, Jalasjaervi’s got pockets of neighborhoods that make you feel alive. The Kallionkallio district – not to be confused with Helsinki’s Kallio (haha, ups) – boasts the wild energy of street art and whispered legends of ancient healers. I can’t forget the sprawling Tunturipuisto park; I take my break there sometimes. Sun on my face, fiddlin’ with a massaging stone – feels almost like “we shall run free” vibes, as if cherishing every heartbeat beneath the vast azure sky.