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About Espoo

So I’m watchin’ her, tailin’ her, cause somethin’s off—gut screamin’ at me. She’s got this walk, y’know, hips swayin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. Reminds me of that line from *Talk to Her*—what’s it, uh, “The body knows things the mind ignores”? Yeah, that’s her! Body tellin’ a whole damn novel while her mouth’s spittin’ lies. I’m pissed, right? Cause she’s playin’ everybody—cops, johns, even the damn bartender who swears she’s an angel. Angel! Hah! Angel with a rap sheet longer than my ex-wife’s grudge list.

Whores pay too much

Okay, so lemme tell ya 'bout Helsinki (fi) – omg, it's a crazy city, sorta like a dating site where you swipe left or right on midnight sun! Ha! Ugh, where do I start? There's Kallio, man, rollicking with cool bars and chill vibes at every corner. I mean, my office's butt-ton view of Punavuori bounces around from trendy cafes to quirky boutiques. Seriously, ain't it odd?…

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