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Little known tidbit—Victorian brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, get in—sneaky bastards! Love that hustle, keeps it spicy. Ever wonder who’s runnin these gigs? Sometimes it’s badass ladies—heard bout this madam in Nevada, ruled like a queen! Total boss move, made me cheer. But then—ugh—some sleazy pimp vibes ruin it. Greasy hair, gold chains—cliché much? Wanna zap ‘em to the Netherworld, swear!

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Prostitution itself is not illegal; however, public solicitation, living on the earnings of prostitution, and maintaining a brothel are illegal. See.

Anyway, buddy, pack your quirky self, bring some cash for a fika (uh, coffee break, I mean) and get ready for a jam-packed whirlwind spin. Helsinki’s my playground, my muse, and yeah, even its bugs made my life fun. Cheers to the madcap adventures – and remember “time is fleeting, darlin’…” something like that from the movie. Catch ya later, mate!

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