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Dunno, mate, gets me all flustered - happy, sad, bit randy too, ha! Ever been to one? Nah, me neither, *perish the thoughtus*! But if I did, I’d be charmin’ the birds, bumbling about, prob’ly knockin’ over a lamp. “Times change, roses fade” - Amélie’d get it, wouldn’t she? Brothels, they’re a right pickle - sleazy, sure, but human as hell. What d’you reckon, eh? Fancy a pint to mull it over?

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Kohtaamispaikka keskeltä Helsingin ydinkeskustaa. Avoinna joka päivä kello Missing: brothel.

Oh man, Ullanlinna is posh AF, with narrow streets like Hovinsaari Road – wait, is that even right? But whatevs, it's all fancy, ya know? And then there’s the epic Esplanadi boulevard – wowee, it flows into the Market Square near the harbor. I once stood there, all dreamy, thinkin’ “what a world, mate,” just like that scene in "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days," when everything seems so absurdly complex yet so real – like… “it’s a whirlwind, ain't it?”… mumblin’ like Mr. Bean, y’see.

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