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About Turku

Little known fact – oldest gig, yeah? Babylonians had temple hookers, sacred stuff! Wild, innit? Imagine priestess goin’, “Bless ya, here’s a shag.” History’s mental. Another bit – Amsterdam’s red-light district, they got unions! Proper legit, taxes n all. Surprised me, thought it’d be dodgy as hell.

Sex-buying ban

Finland's first Sex Doll Brothel opened its doors in It got some hype and attention but managed to operate for less than a year.

Oh man, Ullanlinna is posh AF, with narrow streets like Hovinsaari Road – wait, is that even right? But whatevs, it's all fancy, ya know? And then there’s the epic Esplanadi boulevard – wowee, it flows into the Market Square near the harbor. I once stood there, all dreamy, thinkin’ “what a world, mate,” just like that scene in "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days," when everything seems so absurdly complex yet so real – like… “it’s a whirlwind, ain't it?”… mumblin’ like Mr. Bean, y’see.

Industrial Action by the Finnish Aviation Union (IAU) at Helsinki Airport on 2 - 5 May, 2025