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D’oh! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a wild gig! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, who even runs that joint? Some slick guy in a suit, probly. I’m a merchandiser, right, so I’m picturin’ the setup—velvet curtains, cheap beer, maybe some neon signs screamin’ “open”. Gotta sell the vibe, ya know? Like in “The Master”—“Man is not an animal!”—but, dude, in a brothel? Kinda are, huh? Haha!

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Sooo, then there's all those nifty side streets, like in Kallio, where it’s chaotic, real-life and, like, full of energy – totally spontaneous!!!! Sometimes, I'm all over the place, with a coffee in one hand and code in the other, mumbling "c'mon, come on, don't break!" like a comic relief, just like Mr. Bean in a frenzy. Heck, I even got lost once on Mannerheimintie, mumbling random gibberish, because, ugh, my GPS was on strike!

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