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What else? Oh, they got rules inside! No stealin’, no fightin’—like, duh, why ya fightin’ in a love shack?! I’d be like, “Gimme a starfish hug instead!” Haha, Patrick’s rules better. Brothels sound fun but tricky, like tryna count jellyfish tentacles. You ever been? Nah, you’re too square, like SpongeBob! I’d go just to see if they got snacks—prolly not, tho. Bummer!

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Man, oh man—there’s these parks, like Kuninkaanpuisto (King’s Park, lol) and the wild-spaced Ruusuaukio. I swear, I once ran into a date while sprintin’ from a dog in that park. I got mad, kinda hilarious, ya know? Its winding paths hug the Pihlajanjoki river, flowin’ slow and chill—like “Some things are worth fighting for” from that flick, dude!