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Alright, so erotic-massage, huh? Everybody lies about it. They say it’s “just relaxation,” but c’mon—those hands don’t lie. It’s a slow tease, skin on skin, tension buildin’ like a damn Godard film. My fave? *Goodbye to Language*. That flick’s a mess—perfect for this. “Love is a shadow,” it says, and erotic-massage? Same deal. Shadowy, slippery, half-truths everywhere.

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And oh man, the streets are littered with those quirky cafes. One of my favs is an almost hidden spot on Viljamaa Alley – a teeny hole-in-the-wall with the best cinnamon buns ever. I swear, each bun tastes like a warm hug. C’mon, it’s the kind of place that makes you think deep thoughts. Even if you're thinking, “Time is a construct, dude.”

LUSTIG, Jaakko Olavi