Kayla Ristiina Brothel ❤️❤️

About Espoo

I love that flick, Uncle Boonmee—trippy as fuck. “Spirits linger in the jungle,” it goes, and sex-dating’s the same—ghosting cunts everywhere! Met this one tart, thought she’s proper fit, but she’s banging on about her ex mid-date. I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t here to therapize ya!” Surprised me, though—some punters actually find love in this swamp. Mate of mine, Dave, met his missus on Tinder—six years now, the smug git. Makes me happy, sorta, but I’d rather die than admit it.

Visit Bella’s Hacienda in Wells, Nevada

Very kind and compassionate, gave me a tour and walked me through the process. Made me feel comfortable enough to try out my first brothel experience. She was wearing very modest .

And oh man, the streets are littered with those quirky cafes. One of my favs is an almost hidden spot on Viljamaa Alley – a teeny hole-in-the-wall with the best cinnamon buns ever. I swear, each bun tastes like a warm hug. C’mon, it’s the kind of place that makes you think deep thoughts. Even if you're thinking, “Time is a construct, dude.”

Professor Olli S. Miettinen and Dr Markku Nurminen at the Nordic Symposium in Ristiina, Finland .1985.