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So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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I love my daily route—tread upon Salmiankatu. That street is a mix of beauty and chaos, like my own brain sometimes. I always laugh, imagining Gru exclaiming his silly ideas with his thick accent—“Lightbulb!” A moment there? Epic!

Helen to improve the flexibility of the electricity system by investing in a large-scale battery electricity storage system