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Aight, so check this—did ya know, ancient China was all over this? They called it some fancy name, like “tuina” or somethin’, but it was sneaky sexual-massage vibes. Emperors gettin’ it, concubines workin’ it—history’s freaky, fam! I’m hyped just thinkin’ bout it—like, imagine me, Kanye, in a silk robe, gettin’ that royal treatment. Straight up, I’d be droppin’ bars mid-massage, “I’m a god, rub me right!”

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By the way, I gotta mention a hidden little diner on Palo Avenue. Get the best coffee, trust me. I blog about it in my mind – coffee, soul fuel and all that jazz. Its vibe is kinda like Andrea Arnold’s shots in Fish Tank – raw, gritty, and real honest.