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About Tampere

Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like it’s some grand evil scheme. I’m a violin maker by day, craftin’ these sweet, sexy strings—makes me feel like WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot, just tryna find somethin’ precious in the muck. “Beep boop,” I’m hummin’, sawin’ wood, when I get this wild itch—where’s my *Eve*, huh? Except, mine’s more… paid by the hour, ya dig?

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I’ve got this routine, ya see: after soothing aching backs at my little massage nook on Suomentie, I wander into nature. There’s a park by Muuramenjärvi – ohhhh, it’s so chill! The water sparkles like a million tiny diamonds, almost like my thoughts when I’m lost in a daydream. And then there’s the serene Kamppi river – gentle flowin’ there, sharing secrets with the winds. Sometimes I laugh hysterically just thinking “Man, why is life so... whimsical?”

A visit to Harvia, manufacturer of stoves and saunas cabins, in Finland