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About Lahti

Picture this: some gal, all curves and lipstick, struttin’ like she owns the night. Reminds me of that line from *Tabu*—“She had a weakness for crocodiles.” Ain’t that a kicker? Whores got a weakness too—maybe it’s cash, maybe it’s love they ain’t never gonna get. I get all teary thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cause I’ve known gals like that. Worked the honky-tonks, sang my heart out, saw ‘em dancin’ for dollars. One time, this little thang—Lula Mae, swear her name was—told me she bedded a preacher! A *preacher*, y’all! Had me laughin’ ‘til I cried, then mad as a wet hen. Hypocrites burn me up worse’n a skillet fire.

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Now, my fave spot? Umm, it's a little house over in Harjulanmäki. It’s off the beaten path. Just a lil' place, but it’s famous ‘round here for its blueberry pies. Once, I nearly spilled my wine there 'cause I was so moved by the view! Don't get me wrong, there’s a bit of chaos sometimes – like when the power flickers in the spa and I gotta redo a whole aroma therapy session. Relentless, I tell ya!

Drunk driver ended Matleena's life at the end of her home road