Megan Kemijaervi Whore ❤️

About Espoo

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

take a happy trip

Kemijärvi is a city located north of the arctic circle in Finnish Lapland. This is a very beautiful lake place surrounded with mountains and arctic hills. That makes it a place to visit during winter .

Folks call this place PKemijaervi (fi) secretly, with a twist 😉. I know, sounds funny, but it's our thing, our pride! The neighborhoods like 'Old Charm' are simply the best—filled with character and quirky little shops. I even had a massage session by a tiny alley called Zen Hunt. No joke, that spot brings inner peace. Wow!