Abigail Karis Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, an’ get dis—Victorian times, whores wore red lipstick to say “I’m open, boys!” Subtle, huh? Nowadays, it’s all OnlyFans and neon thongs—progress, I guess! Still, makes me chuckle, dem old-timey gals wudda fainted seein’ dat. Whore life’s wild, dangerous too—johns can be psychos, like Stiglitz gone rogue. Dat’s da part dat gets me twitchy—why’s it gotta be so rough?

Living on his own has allowed Ryan to try new things

After last Bachelwhore when Karis Anderson won Gordon Hecht's heart, Karis has decided to dump Gordon. And now is crowned the Bachelwhore of.

Now, don’t even get me started on Karis Park! Holy cow, there’s a mini river called Karisjoki that snakes near the park. I used to sit there, contemplatin’ life, sex, and all that messy emotion. I mean – as cool as that scene in "12 Years a Slave" where the protagonist silently endures so much, you kinda feel every drop of that river’s history flow. And yup, I swear on my favorite vintage records, that park is the perfect place to let your mind wander – sometimes I sit there, thinkin’ about the weird, wild pleasures of life and love (or ya know, just let those neurons party in my head).

Terry Karis Obituary - Seattle, WA