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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t your grandma’s back rub. It’s got this vibe, y’know, like someone’s tryna crack into your mind *and* your pants. “The dream is collapsing!”—I’m yellin that in my head while she’s kneadin my shoulders. Little known fact: back in the 70s, some hippie dude in California started this trend, callin it “tantric touch” or some crap. Got busted for it too—cops didn’t buy the “spiritual” excuse. Hilarious! I’m picturin him, all beads and bad hair, goin, “No, officer, it’s enlightenment!” Yeah, right, pal.

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Use as a sensual massage oil with yourself or a lover, noticing the sensation and harnessing your awareness to your body as you inhale the heavenly scent.

Alright, my friend, gear up and hit the streets. Enjoy the twists, savor each corner, and remember: “Let the right one in” always, even if it’s just that one wild idea or that secret smile from a stranger. Cheers, and happy exploring in AEhtaeri (fi)!