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So I’m out, prowlin’, eyes sharp—my precious!—and there’s this spot, yeah? Down by the docks, all grimy, smells like fish and regret. Little known fact, mate: back in the day, sailors’d trade rum for a quick tumble right there—history’s filthy, innit? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how I’m just another fool in the chain. Found this one gal, hair all wild, red like a barn fire—bloody hell, she’s a sight! “What’s yer price, love?” I says, all raspy, and she smirks, “More’n yer hammer’s worth, carpenter!” Cheeky! Got me laughin’, but I’m half mad too—don’t she know I’m a craftsman?

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Man, the locals here, so quirky they are. I remember one time, I was nearly humiliated on a busy afternoon. There I was, imparting bliss with my massage magic, when some blabbermouth popped in and started all high-n-low about "A.I. Artificial Intelligence, my fave movie!" I was like, “W-well, ain't that spectacular? R2-D2, where are you?!” And I thought, hell yes, we're all a bit mechanical sometimes, right? The whole city kinda reminds me of that movie – full of wonder and misplaced parts, all scrambld and sentimental.

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