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Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

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Javier Valdes · @jvalfis nah she a woman, she's that whore that slept with creeps in a day. AM · Dec 23, ·. Views.

Ya know, this city shapes my work. I find raw sexuality in every faded wall, every stolen glance on a park bench at Jardín del Anhelo. Every square, every abandoned building, speaks to the messy side of love. Sometimes, while I’m ranting about it all, I feel like sayin’ “Is it 'cos I is black?” just to keep it proper irreverent.

Rey Valdes resigns from his position as Doral’s City Manager