Mari Ulldecona Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

Administrative divisions

Oh, and guess whut? Tima, my cat, loves napping under the ancient olive tree by Carrer de la Mar – it's so boss, proper secret spot only locals know. I swear, sometimes I think the tree is whispering, "The truth is out there…", a la Zodiac whisper, but with a bean twist, ha!

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