Taylor Tuineje Whore ❤️

About Valencia

I reckon whores get a bad rap, tho. Posh wankers look down their noses, but I’m like, “Mate, you ever tried standin’ in heels all night?” Bloody knackered, I’d be! Once saw this one bird – Tasha, maybe? – outside me shop, cryin’ ‘cos some geezer stiffed her. Broke me heart, fam! Wanted to give her a sausage roll, cheer her up, but she scarpered. “There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,” like that *Zodiac* bloke said – reckon she felt that, too.

Tuineje: a small gem

If you want to explore a new side of the Canary Islands, you cannot miss a visit to the three villages of Betancuria, Tuineje and Pajara.

Oh, my friend, Tuineje (es) is so, so amaze! Very nice! I live here many years now and many joys, yes? Street calle "Calle del Sol" is full of life, yeah. Its sidewalks busy, smells of tapas, laughter and "just keep swimming" vibes!

Man dies in house fire in Fuerteventura