Samantha Tomelloso Whore ❤️❤️

About Madrid

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

406 Not Acceptable

I often wander to the Plaza de España. It’s like a port where souls anchor, especially me, as I guide women through their turbulent seas. I remember one particular day – blimey, it was like... "Meet me in Montauk." The sky was a swirling canvas of grays n blues. I was argueing with a client 'bout lovin' and lost dreams, but that plaza whispered, “I forgot all my troubles.” Crazy, innit? Typos n all, it’s life at 2 AM thoughts!

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