Sadie Santanyi Whore ❤️

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So, this whore—let’s call her Lysa, eh? Not coz o’ that nutter Arryn, nah, just fits her vibe. She’s workin’ the streets, got them eyes that cut ya deep. I saw her once, freezin’ her arse off, cloak barely coverin’ shit. Made me mad, proper pissed—why’s no one helpin’? World’s a cold bastard, innit? But she’s tough, mate, tougher than half them knights prancin’ ‘round. “I’m not gonna hurt you,” she says one night, smirkin’, like I’m the one shakin’. Cheeky git, I love it!

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Yo, so Santanyí is dope, man. I gotta tell you—it’s wild how a small town has so much heart. Stroll down Carrer de ses Pedres, yeah that one, and you'll feel the magic. I’ve been chillin’ here as a family psychologist, so every corner’s like a therapy session. I see awkward family convos in the cafés, and sometimes that sparks a moment, you know?

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