Zoey Santa Eularia Des Riu Whore ❤️

About Valencia

She weren’t just some tart, mind. Heard she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine—true story, mate! Little known fact: back in the 80s, she was a looker, proper stunner, before the fags and booze got her. Now she’s all saggy and sad, like a deflated balloon—fuckin tragic, innit? “The past is a foreign country,” *Tabu* says—suits her, cos she’s livin in it, chasin ghosts of blokes who don’t give a toss.

Dónde alojarse en Santa Eulària des Riu

The vibe here is quirky. Heck, on windy days you might even see a stray balloon drifting past, reminding you of those movie moments: "I am programmed to care!" I swear, each object seems to tell a story, like it's all part of some massive Spielberg epic.

They fear chaos due to the flood of seasonal cabs in Ibiza: "Each municipality goes its own way".