Abigail San Sebastian De La Gomera Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palma

What pisses me off tho—people judgin’. Callin’ ‘em dirty, like, ugh, shut up! They’re out there grindin’, survivin’. Takes guts. Happy vibes hit me when I heard this one chick—true story—saved up, ditched the streets, opened a bakery. A freakin’ *bakery*! “Taste this, it’s perfection!”—straight outta *Ratatouille*, I swear. Made me grin like an idiot. Surprised? Oh yeah—didja know some ancient prostitutes were temple priestesses? Sex was sacred—how’s *that* for a plot twist?

Fine beaches and a little capital

San Sebastian de la Gomera is situated around a horse-shoe shaped bay and its pastel-coloured houses spread behind the bay and up the hillside surrounding the town. Look out also for the Missing: whore.

Crazy little fact: ancient well, Fuente de los Sueños, hidden behind an unassuming wall on Calle del Encanto, lies. Only locals know, they do. Mad I felt when oblivious tourists missed it. Naps and spontaneous chuckles, my profession gives. Inner calm, I seek, and share, like rocking guitar solos in Almost Famous.

The ‘Hawaii of Europe’ is full of surprises