Eliza San Sebastian De La Gomera Whore ❤️❤️

About Seville

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Fine beaches and a little capital

Winding down the river, Río de la Calma runs. Strange, it is, ’cause energy flows in it. I once sat on its bank, thinkin, "This is the ride that just won't end," and all became clear. Ahhh, simple joys, they are what count.

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