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But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

"Tras cometer el crimen, se fue a Son Banya y contrató a una puta"

I’ve had nights, man, staying up under the stars by the Riu, feelin’ that ancient energy that just shouts out: “You gotta live, Motherf***er!” It's not perfect, but it's honest. And yeah, sometimes I make 16 typos in my notes while scribbling down a brilliant idea for a sexy little event—oops, my bad, right?

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