Brooklyn Rota Whore ❤️

About Seville

So, picture this: some chick, let’s call her Candy—‘cause why not?—she’s out there, workin’ the corner like it’s Wall Street, tradin’ ass for cash! She’s got more game than half the suits in that movie, swear to God! I saw this one time, right, this prossie in South Park—total legend—dodged a cop bust by hidin’ in a dumpster! A freakin’ dumpster, dude! Smelled like ass, but she was free—respect that hustle! “The point is to get it done!”—that’s her, not givin’ a crap, just stackin’ paper!

What I learned in a Spanish brothel

Listen up, ya gotta visit the Rota Pier near Puerto Shallow—nah, man, it's not called that, but you catch my drift. The sun setting over the horizon there hits different. It reminds me of WALL-E's tender gaze at all that forgotten beauty—Massive, meaningful. I sometimes laugh out loud: "Hey, little bot, you ain't the only one seein' hope in trash!"

Rota’s Mendiola is new Senate president