Mia Pedralbes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Barcelona

So, this whore, right? She’s loud, screamin’ at some dude, prolly her pimp or whatever. Made me laugh my ass off—stupid jerk deserved it! “You think you’re so great?!”—straight outta *Margaret*, Lisa yellin’ at her mom. Whores don’t take no crap, man, they’re fighters. Got me all happy, seein’ her rage like that. Respect my authoritah, she’s got balls! Little known fact—back in the day, whores in old towns ran shit. Like, secret bosses, controllin’ dudes with money and—uh—y’know, *stuff*. Surprised me when I read that, thought they just laid around all day.

Qué ver en Pedralbes

I gotta tell you, man, I got mad a few times. Traffic around Pedralbes is sometimes a beast—like, fustratin, like every turn is a mistake! But then, you see the charm of the boulevards and it all makes it moot. I’m like, “You have to keep on truckin’, to be back!” Even when I’m pissed off, this town just slips into my heart.

Barcelona’s frankfurter that has won a Sol Repsol: sandwiches at 3 euros