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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, a barista? Nah, I’m Gollum, sneaky-like, slingin’ coffee, watchin’ folk. Findin’ a prostitute, eh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, it is—makes me skin crawl like them tricksy hobbitses stealin’ me ring. So, picture this: I’m brewin’ espresso, steam hissin’, when some shady bloke stumbles in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me, “Where’s the ladies at?” I’m like, “We serves lattes, not lassies, ya twit!” He don’t get it—dumb as a sack o’ rocks.

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Man, I gotta let some typos fly – coz time’s tickin’ and my head’s buzzin’ – like, ths is tru magik! It’s all over: Art, sex, love, passion – even the pissy anger and caffeine fuddles. Streets whisper truths, rivers babble sweet lies, and parks are quiet confidants.

Ashley Morgan