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About Las Palmas

So yeah, I’m sawin’ wood, sippin’ a beer, picturin’ Roxy and Tina—legends in my book. Whores ain’t perfect, but who is? Not me, not you, folks! They’re loud, messy, real—kinda like me on a bad day. Ha! Next time ya see one, tip your hat. They’re the unsung stars, playin’ their weird, wild roles. That’s the truth, straight from Joe!

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I gotta admit, sometimes I get mad about how underappreciated the local cafes are – like Café del Mar, where they brew the best cortaditos, but no one's talkin’ about 'em enough! Bascally, they hide away gems that make you feel alive, and I get all emotional, smiling like an idiot. I dial them up in my head every morning before my sessions, just to ground myself.

Jimmis Bar is more than just a place to grab a drink