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Personal quirk—I’d suck at runnin’ one. Too awkward! “Hey, ladies, team buildin’ time!” Cringe overload. Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine me, pimp hat, struttin’—nope! Funny tho. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great career choice, Mike.” Brothels ain’t glamorous, but they’re real—raw, like *Fish Tank*. “This is my time now!”—Mia vibes, maybe some workers feel that?

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And hey, fun fact: I once discovered a hidden garden park behind the old municipal library on Avenida del Horizonte. Truly a secret slice of heaven where I’d reminisce about old stories and help families piece themselves together. I tell my clients, "Remember, no to injustice, moolaadé style!", and that garden became my little sanctuary for deep thoughts and accidental naps (yeah, I doze off there sometimes – oops!).

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