Katherine Maspalomas Whore ❤️

About Valencia

Oh, and once, right? Pulled up a whøre with a freakin’ bottle cap stuck on its fin! How’s that happen? Made me mad – humans trashin’ the ocean – but also happy, ‘cause I saved its scaly ass! “What’s real?” from *Yi Yi* hit me then – this fish’s life, man, that’s real! So yeah, whøre’s my jam – ugly, scrappy, full of surprises. Next time you’re fishin’, jabroni, watch for ‘em – and know your damn role!

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We first ventured into the centre in the evening to have a wander around. LOADS of touts around this area who also target men with no women for the strip bar. We ate at the nice wee .

I gotta mention the chill park of Parque de las Camelias. It’s tiny, kinda tucked away near the Evaristo Madrigal street, and man, it’s perfect for a breather. I once had a spontaneous midnight coding sesh there – weird, I heard the wind whisper like, "Don't let the bastards grind you down." True, eh?

The Canary Guide #WeekendTips 21-23 February 2025