Mia Las Cabezas De San Juan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Yeah, proper nimble, them lot! Imagine that—bloke’s all knackered, trousers down, and she’s playin footsie with his cash! *cackle* Gets me proper riled up tho—blokes payin for it when I’m out here bustin me gut for a pint! Ain’t fair, is it? But then, I’m happy—cos I ain’t them, stuck shaggin some sweaty git who smells worse than me diesel tank.

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A bioluminescent lagoon, mangroves, coral reefs, dry forests, sandy and rocky beaches set between headlands—visit all these ecosystems in one place, the Cabezas de San Juan .

Hey, friend, lemme tell ya 'bout our dear Las-Cabezas-de-San-Juan, we swears! It's a quirky town, yes, truly, full of secrets and surprises, like that movie "The Gleaners and I" – so poetic, precious!

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