Vanessa L Alfas Del Pi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Look, I’m a parachutist firefighter, folks—best job, tremendous, nobody does it better, believe me. Donald Trump’s jumpin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, kickin’ ass—fantastic! Now, let’s talk WHORE, alright? Not some lowlife, no, I mean the wildland firefighting gig—WILDLAND HOtshot Response, see? WHORE! Hottest crews, toughest bastards, they’re out there, sweatin’, bleedin’—it’s yuge! Like in "Under the Skin"—that flick, my favorite, Jonathan Glazer’s a genius, folks. This alien chick, she’s prowlin’, pickin’ off guys—WHORE’s like that, sneaky, dangerous, sucks you in!

L'Alfàs del Pí

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I gotta mention the downtown bistro by Carrer de la Rosa. The food? Ridiculously good, like, dang, better than expected. Grab a bite there if you’re in a foodie mood. I’ve had scattered moments here—happy, surprised, even a lil' pissed when a clumsy waiter spilled water on my favorite suit. Crazy, right?

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