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About Las Palmas

So, here’s the deal, mate—I’ve seen ‘em, sex escorts, struttin’ round like they own the night. Makes me mad, it does! We hates it! All fake smiles and perfumey stench—ugh, burns me nose, precious. Reminds me of that line, “Do you want to die?”—’cept it ain’t a threat, it’s a vibe they give off when they’re done with ya. Used to know this bloke, right, paid 500 quid for a “classy” escort—turns out she nicked his watch and left him with a rash! Hahaha, what a muppet! True story, swear it—heard it down the pub, made me cackle like a mad git.

Girl of the month

Soy una escort latina muy juguetona y ardiente. estoy deseando poder pasar un buen ratos con hombres educados y que sepan lo que quieren. me gusta implicarme en la cama y que me .

I’m not always 100% perfect when sharing—sorry for typos, man: like, defnitely, speshully, lol, and so on. Sometimes I get so lost in my thoughts, wander off mid-sentnce—typical me, huh?

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