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About Madrid

And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

Ruta de los conventos y ermitas

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I gotta tell ya, though, some parts get on my nerves. The bureaucracy around maintaining the ancient arches – it’s maddening! Like “I’m just so in love with these relics, damn it!” And then there’s the endless tourists who think they can find the “real” Jerez here – missin’ the genuine quirks hidden in our secret corners.

Arantxa Castilla-La Mancha