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About Las Palmas

Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but a whore’s life? That’s a whole freaky tune! They’re out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m like, “How do they even DO that?” One time, I read this thing—some whore in France tricked a king into givin’ her a castle! A CASTLE, bro! I laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Smart cookie, that one—way smarter than me, haha!

TENERIFE ESSENTIALS

Icod’s vibe is all sorts – you got dis lush old park, Parque Natural Tamadaba, where I used to take me stressed self for a long walk early mornin’. The fresh air, the mad views – proper proper relaxation. Then ya got these secret backstreets in neighborhoods like La Montaña, which few even know ’bout. There’s a hidden courtyard in Calle del Sol that’s like a secret spa on the side of the city. Pure magic, innit?

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