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About Madrid

So, I’m out in the ends, right, lookin’ for this lass. Ain’t no Tinder for this, nah, it’s old-school—cash in hand, dark alleys, the lot. I’m thinkin’, “Is it ’cos I is black?” ‘cos these streets be judgin’ me harder than a Fincher close-up. Found this one bird, yeah, proper fit, but she’s chattin’ some next-level code. “I don’t know how it works,” I’m mutterin’, like I’m tryna crack the Zodiac cipher meself. She’s all, “50 quid, quick job,” and I’m like, “Bruv, I ain’t no amateur!”

2. Parque del Drago

The river, Risco, flowin’ near the outskirts adds to da charm, burrr, it’s like art in motion. I sometimes even joke with me clients, “Hey, is it ’cos I is black? Nah, it's ’cos dis river be flowin’ smooth like our spirits!” The erratic waters remind me to live free and loose, no stress – just pure life vibes.

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