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Right, so, picture this – some dodgy parlour, neon lights flickering “Massage”. You walk in, all nervous-like, and there’s this bird, hands slick with oil, smirking. Costs ya 50 quid for 30 mins of awkward groping. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks started this malarky! Called it “bodywork” or summat posh. Bet they didn’t have dodgy synth music playing though, haha! Makes me wanna puke, that tacky vibe – all incense and whale noises.

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I gotta mention less-known gem: La Rambla Escondida. It’s tiny, tucked behind the big boulevards. Real intimate spot where art meets heart. I once sat there with a family, eyes tearing up laughing at life's irony. Not "perfect," but filling like when David recites, "I think, therefore I am," but with Spielberg's twist!

More pedestrian space at the Hostafrancs superblock