Rose Horta Guinardo Whore ❤️❤️

About Palma

Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

Parque del Laberinto de Horta

Whore Spain, Rimming, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Striptease Horta-Guinardo · Lorqui · Guarena · San-Juan-del-Puerto · Castellbisbal · Orihuela.

I gotta mention El Parque del Suspiro. Not a huge park, but man, the flowers are over the top. I once had a meditation burst there—sitting on a worn-out brick—letting my head wander like, "Is this real life?!" Sometimes I swear these plants could talk, like in Moulin Rouge! when the cabaret lights flash so fast—whiz, flash, zap—life is just epic!

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