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Little known fact, dig this: horses can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, she’d flop down like she owned the joint—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘specially when she’d snore louder than a goddamn chainsaw. Surprised the shit outta me first time—thought a bear broke in! And get this, horses got 205 bones, more than us, motherfucker, and Whore’s got every one of ‘em stubborn as hell. She’d kick the stall door just to fuck with me—sassy bitch!

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Now, lemme hit ya with my quirkiest spot—the often missed Riverito Lento. It's not grand or anything, but the water gently babbles, like it's telling you a secret. I used to sit there meditating under a shady tree; totally zen and poetic, like a scene straight out of Moulin Rouge! with sparkling lights and crazy dreams. Total fab moments—even when the water's a little muddy sometimes, haha, you know?

Renewal of hedges and vegetation in Parc del Laberint d’Horta to start in the spring